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I am a mobilephobic!
To excrete my loathe for mobile phones I'm picking on them. I have a mobile phone, a brick weighing almost a pound. It costed £10 in a shop and I use it at home to receive calls. I have a bucket full of water nearby but I haven't decided yet to throw the 'brick' there. |
Once I heard a ring in the tube. Oddly enough it was ringing very near. The disgusting tune was coming from the floor. The lady in front was looking at me uncannily. I looked down, I also noticed that my right big toe was tickling and vibrating. I took my shoe off, I brought it to my ear and I heard. '-Hiiillooo luv, I'm calling you so you know that I'm in love with your other shoe. Please, don't let us go apart'. My shoe had just being mobilephoned. As I said, It's time for revenge. |
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